The 15 Greatest Generation II Pokemon

15. Steelix

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What’s the only thing more terrifying-looking than an enormous snake monster made of rocks? An enormous snake monster made of metal (it makes the “hard as steel snake monster” sexual innuendos work so much better than the “rock hard” ones too). And this floating sexual innuendo is one of the best Pokemon in the Gold/Silver generation – and (in a dream world where Pokemon were real) would likely be the most nightmare-inducing Pokemon ever.