HAHAHA this Singaporean girl’s complaint letter to Pokemon Go is hilarious!!!!


To the whomever it may concern at Pokemon Go:

 

Hello. I’m a Pokemon Go player from Singapore and I have been encountering a lot of problems with my app, and it’s severely affecting my quality of life.

 

First of all, I’d like to assure you that I’ve tried everything the help page suggested and it didn’t work) (i.e. uninstalling and installing, turning off and on location services, signing in and out of my account, etc..)

HERE’S THE LIST OF THE WEIRD HAPPENINGS WITH MY POKEMON GO ACCOUNT:

1) Pokestops don’t turn purple after I’ve spun them.

Like everyone else, I can’t spin a pokestop for 5 minutes after each spin, but unlike everyone else, I need to MANUALLY COUNT OUT THOSE 5 MINUTES, because I’m not notified of a used pokestop by a change of colour. 

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT THAT IS??


I’m playing Pokemon Go because I want to play a brainless game in which I’m finally on a level-playing ground with everyone where my intellect (or lack thereof) isn’t a factor, yet you want me to use math + my memory to figure out when was the last time I spun a pokestop??

And if there’s a cluster of them I gotta remember which one I spun first and within how much of an interval THAT IS TOO MUCH WORK.

So far I’ve only been able to estimate my intervals, and each time I happen to spin it before the 5-minute mark, it shows me this and my heart breaks:

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“Try again later”??

Please okay, I’ve already received enough of that message from phone companies whenever I call up my exes, I don’t need more from you.