Shameless Quotes Frank


Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.
Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy)

If ignorance is bliss, then down syndrome’s got to be euphoria.
Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers

Doing things you don’t want to do is how you make a relationship work.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers

Why would I want to come to Canada? So your national health care can make me wait 60 years for a new kidney? The whole country’s a bunch of parka-wearing, draft-dodging, chickenshit cowards who didn’t have the balls to stay home and fight the Vietcong to preserve our American way of life.
Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 1: Frank the Plank

I am whatever I need to be at the time I need to be it.
Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: Frank the Plumber

If god didn’t want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers

Nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden. Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether. But it’s been a good home to us, to me and my kids, who I’m proud of, ’cause every single one of them reminds me a little bit of me.
Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Divorce, Season 1: Pilot

Dying is lonely.
Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 5: Drugs Actually

Get hard drugs. Make daddy proud.
Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 4: Like Father, Like Daughter

Don’t let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. Don’t lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers

If you’re waiting for a new organ, you are just interfering with God’s plan.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 2: I’ll Light a Candle for You Every Day

I wouldn’t be here unless I was desperate.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 2: Summertime

Be lucky you don’t get gonorrhea from your cell mate. Spoken with love, son.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 4: Hope Springs Paternal

Be brave, son! Order room service.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: Order Room Service

That all you got? That’s it? I’m still here, you fucker! Frank Gallagher! I’m alive! You see me? You see me standing here? You lost, asshole! I’m alive, motherfucker! Me, Frank Gallagher.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 4: Lazarus

I call this beer, Milk Of The Gods.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 5: I’m the Liver
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Pretty soon, there’s not gonna be any Jew or Aryan or Hindu or Muslim or Mexican or Blacks. There’s just gonna be the rich and the fucked, and our grandson is already one of the fucked.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 6: Pimp’s Paradise

Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It’s a vaccine.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 4: Hope Springs Paternal

Prison is no place for a man with naturally tight glutes.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 5: Uncle Carl

When I collect workman’s comp, some lady has to fill out the paperwork. That’s her job. If it wasn’t for me, she’d be unemployed.
— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 1: Daddyz Girl