10 Bobs Burgers Quotes

“They’re jealousy noises! You got your legs waxed and I didn’t.”

“Your ass is grass, and I’m gonna mow it.”

“I’m going to write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friendfiction ever.”

“I’m more of an indoor kid. I can’t survive out in the wild. I’ve been declawed!”

“I’ve eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.”

“Don’t Hide Your Ta-Tas Under a Bush.”

“That’s how I want to go out: dehydrated and covered in tinsel.”

“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”

“Summer is awful, there’s too much pressure to enjoy yourself.”

“You should know when you hold hands with me, you are holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.”